coach keeps me smooth

Coach is very hairy and maculine---he loves me to be smooth with no hair anywhere--except my head---about every two weeks---he lays me on a cols bench in his basements---and waxes my whole body---it hurts like shit---but makes my whole body glassy smooth----he then rubbs me with a salt scrub---to make my skin even smoother--like a babys bottom----coach spends alot of time on my body---in these ways---I know he loves me